Awkward-Whore .~

im always here if you need advice or anything so uhm ya ask me anything :*   this is basically uhm me ? i guess..
im awkward and shy and best of all im a sad hoe ;) hahah follow me babes.~

cardashians:


Asking the real questions

cardashians:

Asking the real questions

(Source: memewhore, via asian)

— 1 week ago with 154215 notes
nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 


Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

(via guy)

— 1 week ago with 699634 notes

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

(via unescapable)

— 1 week ago with 289146 notes

goldacrylicnails:

aminaabramovic:

i can’t stop laughing

He wants to be Light Skint™ so bad

(Source: zustin, via tuhree)

— 1 week ago with 39926 notes

neopiacentral:

y’all are gonna get drake grounded

(via tuhree)

— 1 week ago with 6109 notes

bellecosby:

whoa-bruh:

bellecosby:

My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance 

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SAME.

NEW GOAL

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I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE 

(via fuckyeah-nerdery)

— 1 week ago with 23231 notes

best of niall on instagram and twitter

(Source: craicthatniall, via gobrunetteniall)

— 1 week ago with 3358 notes
penis-hilton:

me laying in bed with a double chin looking at the nice comments on my selfies

penis-hilton:

me laying in bed with a double chin looking at the nice comments on my selfies

— 1 week ago with 3104 notes

fr0stedlips:

sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

I do not remember this episode of sex in the city but I’m LAFFIN vivid-entertainment

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via guy)

— 1 week ago with 80418 notes

sirderpington:

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince

occupado.

(Source: redsuspenders, via guy)

— 2 weeks ago with 391224 notes