Awkward-Whore .~

im always here if you need advice or anything so uhm ya ask me anything :*   this is basically uhm me ? i guess..
im awkward and shy and best of all im a sad hoe ;) hahah follow me babes.~

guy:

guy:

if u shave the eyebrows off a human, it will have no eyebrows. if u shave the eyebrows off a dog, it will have balded eyebrows.

follow for more animal facts

(Source: guy, via guy)

— 9 hours ago with 33088 notes

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(via asvprock)

— 9 hours ago with 466620 notes
davemothrfuknstrider:


I dont know what I was doing but I suddenly remembered Sharon Osborne running into a door

davemothrfuknstrider:

I dont know what I was doing but I suddenly remembered Sharon Osborne running into a door

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— 9 hours ago with 173684 notes

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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(via tuhree)

— 9 hours ago with 9716 notes

virginfinite:

when someone you thirst followed follows backimage

(via fashionablenun)

— 3 weeks ago with 22166 notes

emoman98:

*Listens to lana del rey once*

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(Source: kimpissible, via assgod)

— 3 weeks ago with 6553 notes
God:you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
— 3 weeks ago with 205213 notes

funayurei:

people who confront tumblr users that unfollow them

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(via tuhree)

— 3 weeks ago with 98667 notes

okaymad:

when your mutuals don’t reblog your selfie

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(via unescapable)

— 3 weeks ago with 51579 notes
latteos:

If you call me daddy, I call you a cab

latteos:

If you call me daddy, I call you a cab

(via j5h)

— 3 weeks ago with 21977 notes

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via j5h)

— 3 weeks ago with 187812 notes