Awkward-Whore .~

im always here if you need advice or anything so uhm ya ask me anything :*   this is basically uhm me ? i guess..
im awkward and shy and best of all im a sad hoe ;) hahah follow me babes.~

j5h:

imagine how thick whale cum is.. like imagine swallowing that

holy fuck

— 1 day ago with 300 notes

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
— 1 day ago with 223818 notes

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

(via disorder)

— 1 day ago with 66617 notes

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

(Source: rneerkat, via guy)

— 1 day ago with 437054 notes

lane402:

boyzwhat:

æ♥

He’s Sooooooo Hot !

(Source: ashtcnsirwin)

— 2 days ago with 24381 notes
officialsandycheeks:


I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

(Source: greasyskin, via mondegreener)

— 2 days ago with 74107 notes

lmaoblogger:

"I wonder what I should do today"

image

(via asvprock)

— 2 days ago with 28830 notes
thesassycat:

My bf sent me this saying “reminds me of you”

thesassycat:

My bf sent me this saying “reminds me of you”

— 5 days ago with 97 notes

obey-loser:

me before school everyday

image

(via humorking)

— 5 days ago with 2547 notes
brendanworkbitch:


Rather have this then the iphone tbh

brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this then the iphone tbh

(via bibleslut)

— 1 week ago with 30018 notes

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via joshpeck)

— 1 week ago with 78759 notes

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: hanamurateruteru, via seantracy)

— 1 week ago with 248816 notes